Sperm story: Coffee with sperm.
My husband kicked me a new phone. I've been dreaming of it for a long time. Hurray, I'm so happy! We decided to sit in the restaurant. I ordered a coffee. But why brought it without milk. I immediately thought that with milk will help me to my husband. The waitress came on all of us 5 minutes, it seems she could see what I was doing for her husband. It was very exciting. Oh, and coffee with sperm is very delicious.